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abandon all hope ye who enter here

ask away   Submit   lindsay. 17. killing time is just killing me.

ca-ca-canada:

thatfunnyblog:

cinematic masterpiece

most of this scene was improv too

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incoconito:

*wakes up from coma* “tell me I dont have a unibrow”

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officialwhitegirls:

plugging in a usb on the right side on the first try 

image

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xxladybugdisney:

thisismyattemptatbeingoriginal:

As much as I enjoy the movie Frozen, stop saying it’s the only movie that teaches girls they don’t need a man to save them. RAPUNZEL FUCKING SAVES FLYNN AND BEATS THE SHIT OUT OF PEOPLE WITH A FRYING PAN.  MERIDA WAS ALL “FUCK YOU I’M 15 AND I DON’T WANT TO GET MARRIED. “ MULAN SAVED THE FUCK OUT OF CHINA, SHE SAVED A FUCKING COUNTRY. So, would you politely shut the fuck up and stop.

THANK YOU.

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youngspiritofsin:

if you can’t laugh during sex, you might not be doing it with the right person

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joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

joshpeck:

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

image

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San Francisco, California

San Francisco, California

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taggedrne:

when he texts you first 😘

taggedrne:

when he texts you first 😘

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girly-fanatic:

reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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gay8:

riddle me this atheists: if god isn’t real then who is inside the kleenex box pushing up the next tissue

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corrwill:

ouijasexting:

im fucking crYIN G omfg

I will NEVER not reblog this. ONE OF THE BEST SNL SKITS THEY HAVE EVER DONE!!!

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nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

nachalibre:

holding hands while driving <3

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